09 September 2008

10 Signs that you are a Coffee-Addict

10. You jog 20 miles on your treadmill before realizing it's not turned on.

9. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

8. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar".

7. You can type 60 words per minute. . . with your feet!

6. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

5. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

4. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

3. You don't sweat, you percolate.

2. All your kids are named "Joe".

The #1 Sign you are a Coffee-Addict:

1. You answer the door before people knock.

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